Not Me, I never lost control

You're all going to get spammed, honestly. I totally stole this from Tifa and sin_nom |D?

Standard "how's my driving" meme here.

Comment with any questions your character has for mine that they can't ask and have honestly answered IC, or, with ways I can make my playing better/if you just think I'm absolutely amazing at life.

e-mail: rufus.shinra@shinraelectric.com - unlisted
aim: rufus you up

I think that I need to put this big and at the top of Rufus' journal, because perhaps the newer members do not know and if the older players did not know as well, that if anything is going to be going down in Gaia (whether it be with Hojo, Lazard, Kadaj, Cloud, Reeve etc...)

Please inform me here. It's at the top of the journal for a reason.

Please do not wait for me to find out in passing that I'm supposed to be watch something that was being plotted for several months. ♥ ♥ Thank you!

This also counts as a permissions meme. I'm usually up for everything!

i'm so cool, i copied and pasted from my polychromatic journal:


just to let you know that i haven't fallen off the face of the earth! i fell sick and coupled with school, i have like, no energy. I WILL GET TO TAGS, I promise. it's not me calling hiatus, but it's not me answering tags either. :( i am so sorry.

this applies to silenthell_rpg and dramadramaduck

It's been a while since it's been just us, hasn't it? I feel that it's good for morale if I swindle you out of all your money in poker.

Reno: drinks and food.

Tseng: make sure that no one interrupts this exercise.

Zechs: bring cash and put a chastity belt on Tyki.

Lazard: try not to get on everyone's nerves.

Tyki: try and keep your clothes on and make it the entire night without committing a grievous sexual offense.

Well, that was quite entertaining for the first fifteen minutes of it. After a while, I think the fool realized that my office has impenetrable security measures. I think he'll be great friends with Tseng and Reno after this, don't you think so?

Which leads me to tell you this: if Dark asks about this whole thing, kindly inform him that it was one horrible dream. I practically stabbed him in the arm with a sedative because he was borderline irritating me with talk of "proper procedure blah blah blah". If he asks, it never happened.

( [ locked to the Turks & ShinRa Employees ] )

Dark, all this talk of "lets cheer up Hakuba because his girlfriend forgot about him" is making me nauseous. You better show me a better time in Venice when I get done at the company, understood? Considering everything that's happened in the past month, I've reached the conclusion that you're all pathetic. There are more important things, really.

[ooc; Rufus is paranoid that Dark will forget too :|b

STYX. LILITH. READ THIS: This is rufus' plan, and tell me if you're okay with it? Kidnap Hakuba, shove him somewhere on Gaia and then concoct a mystery for him to solve where he's there?]

[Rufus is sitting in a wheelchair on the porch in Healin, looking over the the landscape. This is the first sign of any flicker of doubt or emotion on his face. His folds his hands in his lap, black sores covering his arms and legs, his face right above his eye and black liquid is oozing from his chest. He closes his eyes for a moment, so tired and it takes a strain on his body.

Then, the coughing happens, it hits Rufus so hard that he falls off the wheelchair and is coughing on the ground - so much so that black gunk gets thrown up and Rufus' entire body seems to give up. The attack gets worse, his whole body cramping up- arms, chest and face covered with the sores tense up.

Blond hair is stained back, and his white, pristine clothes are too. He doesn't bother moving, it's just going to happen again ... ]

... This is so ... [A labored breath] inconvenient.

[ooc; no replies, but actionspam if you want! Rufus' worst fear is having the Geostigma return, bigger and badder than ever, hence why he's too weak to respond.]

( cut for length and innuendo )

[ooc; MOCHA APPROVED. I-It's not what you think it is 8>]

Has it really been almost two years? How very quaint of me to remember.

[shuffling papers]

With the newest generator about to come online, I think it's time for me to use that detective to good use.

[ooc; he's talking about his bb. ;; A-also, I hope this is okay Naoto-mun.]

It's pathetically close quartered in Healin these days.

[It is early morning in the ShinRa compound, padding down the stairs are two almost identical blonds. They both have their blond hair in their faces, both are wearing ShinRa tee-shirts, identical boxers and they're both grumbling. They grab identical ShinRa mugs and start drinking coffee. There is just one similarity, the size of their wedding rings - one of them is a lot bigger than the other.]

Good Morning-

[The "younger" one glares at the other, time for you to shut up. But, there is another problem - curled up in a fruit bowl is one white and one black kitten, mewing doesn't stop because THEY DON'T KNOW WHO IS WHO.]

We have a new tenant, Michael Trinity; he'll be sharing a room with you, Lazard.

And Michael, I'm going to tell you what I tell Tyki constantly. If I find you in my bed, I'll shoot you in the skull; you don't have the extra ability to make the bullet pass through without injuring you.

That will be all.

I AM SORRY TO SPAM, but I found this fanart of Reno, Elena and Rufus using the bathroom at Healin. And I sincerely think that this is how every morning is at Healin with Rufus, the Turks, Lazard and Tyki present.

( 8D )

Idk what Reno is doing to that sink.

I love each and every one of you at this moment. Especially all of you; nothing can express how much I appreciate how you took advantage of this.

Everyone is so competent, in fact I gave them the week off.

This is going to be splendid for the company.

This isn't nearly done, and as the day progresses I'll finish it (or not, seeing as I'm a flake). If I've missed you, or you want to know where you are on this list, let me know. ♥

... Orz, he needs descriptions.

☄ ☇ People who are considered close to Rufus, family, guardians, husbands, Darklings, etc... "Loves"
☄ ☇ He would mind if something happened to you. "Close friends"
☄ ☇ He likes you enough not to shoot you in the face. "Friends"
☄ ☇ He will not mind using you, but in general he wouldn't care if something happened to you. "Neutral"
☄ ☇ You know too much about the company and about him, he would use you, he works against you. "Threat"
☄ ☇ He shot you in the chest, you ask too many questions; he'd use you. "Pawn"
☄ ☇ Casual acquaintance, he usually has a facade up when he's around them or he purposefully omits the truth about certain things.
☄ ☇ He would shoot you in the face. "Dislike"
☄ ☇ You're either his biological family, know about his biological family or he's made it clear that he will end you. "HAAAEEET"

( list of people )

if I missed anyone, I'm very sorry. 8) go ahead and comment and I'll add you to the list. You can make it easier by commenting ~